Beamz Infomercial Is Most Stupid Promo Video in History
We saw the Beamz Laser Music System in pictures last week, but little we knew then about how totally demented, how amazingly asstupid and musically retarded this “synthesizer music system” could be in real life. Watch it all and marvel at the “one man rock band,” the “quiet reverie,” and “jam session.” I had to check twice to see if this wasn’t a Conan O’Brien skit. It’s not; it’s just the worst infomercial and product in the history of the intarwebs. I just love the Sharper Image comment when someone asks “are you using pre-sets? It seems that this is just signaling when to play a pre-set?” in YouTube:
The answer depends on the definition of ‘pre-sets’. Yes, the product has voices and samples assigned to each beam, but the music itself is generated algorithmically by the beamz software. The user’s playing technique determines when and how much of the sounds/melody stream is triggered thus creating a potentially different arrangement with each use.
Please, don’t buy this product.
Thanks: [Gizmodo]
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