What Kind of Geek are You?
Wired has done a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to spotting geeks. Third from the right is gadget geek, who apparently “writes ferocious comments on Giz” (FIRST! and Will It Blend? are not examples of ferocious comments, before you ask.) Jam...
World’s Largest Cellphone is a Day Late, Misses Joke Deadline
Mr Tan from Songyuan city, China, claims to have built the world’s largest cellphone. The cellphone stands 3-ft high and weighs in at 48lbs and is 620 times bigger than his own, normal-sized cellphone, which he used as a model for the gigantic, ...
New Fusion Look, Charge-Anytime USB Ports, Cheaper Prices
Mr. T’s favorite laptop maker rolled out slick, useful and budget-minded updates to its Satellite line today. First up, the 13.3″ U400, 14.1″ M300, 15.4″ A300 and 17″ P300 have a new look called “Fusion,” a sh...
Velocity Mobile Enters Windows Mobile Smartphone Market With 103, 111
Does the world need yet another company making Windows Mobile phones? Maybe, maybe not, but Velocity Mobile is doing it anyway with their Velocity 103 (left) and 111 (right) smartphones. Both are running Windows Mobile 6.1 and will launch in Q2 and Q3...
Why You’re a Momma’s Boy
Who you callin’ a momma’s boy? Me? That’s right. T’s proud to love my momma! You should too. Here’s some scientist explainin’ why being a momma’s boy is natural. I don’t need no science to explain that ...
Mr. T-Mobile Warns Mr. Engadget Mobile Over the Color Magenta
Mr. T says I’m crazy and he may be right. I’m a bird! I’m a plane! I’m a choo-choo train! But Mr.T-Mobile is the only crazy one: they requested Engadget Mobile to stop using their shade of magenta in his logo because it may lea...
I Put Little Boy Into a Coma With Nothing But My Presence
I’m going out the same way I came in. Pow! See you around, suckas. Hope you fools enjoyed my jibba jabba. Don’t do books, read milk, drink your drugs and respect yo mommas.
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