Mr. T Versus Dracula, Dinosaur-Man (Who’s Also a Detective)
Who do you think is gonna win? Mista T or some punk ass fool who sleeps all day and nibbles on people’s necks? That’s right. His mouth is gonna meet my fist, and my fist makes a good first impression sucka. Once I’m through with him,...
If You Don’t Get Your April Fool Out Of My Face I’m Gonna Turn You Into Chopped Liver
Yo! I’M MR. T!!! What an awesome day it’s been, guest editing the Giz. Some of you think it’s Talk Like T Day. Well, I’ll squash the punk%26mdash;squash him like a bug%26mdash;who suggests that April 1 was TLT Day. It’s A...
A Solar Generator to Charge Your Stuff, Suckas
Yo! You may not know it but I’m a caring kinda guy. I worry about the environment: my fist’s gonna see you later if you don’t too. So you guys should check out the Sola Unagi generator, made by Fuji Technologies. Weighs just 22 pound...
AT&T to Introduce Pro-Rated Termination Fees in May
Being a soldier of fortune, the words “early termination” mean sumthin’ different to me. Like death, maybe. Now then, if my buddies and me were still fixin’ problems with bad jivin’ people, mobile carriers such as at%26t ...
Mr. T’s Favorite Gadget
We hope Mr. T sees a Mr. Check from this thing.
Thanks: [yque]
Flower Filament Lamp, Lights With a Bloom. Not a Boom, Fool
Hey ladies%26mdash; I wanna show you my lamp. No, no, really: it’s just a lamp. It looks like a light bulb, and only lights up when you put a flower inside. See, I can be tremulous and tender too. Say what? There’s a bug on the flower? I&#...
I Ain’t Gettin’ In No Rubber Tub, Fool. Oh, Alright, If You Insist
Just what the hell fool came up with this idea? Let me just put my T-focals on and read you what the blurb says. “A soft tub for the body. For children and adults. For play and healing. In the garden or the stylish bathroom.” Healing? HEAL...